May 2013
mad-manwithablog:
spooky-richter:
choosing a halloween costume is serious business like
do i fandom
do i scary
do i disney princess
if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
carebearcult:
when gerard does the thing in mama
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
astreetcarnamedthetardis:
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
fortuna394:
riveralwaysknew:
can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.
highschoolvic:
horned frog tadpoles are the only known vertebrate larvae that can scream oh god
lay-still-like-the-dead:
whoringmorgan:
lay-still-like-the-dead:
jackingtonoff:
IF U EVER WNANA CRY JUST THINK ABOUT HOW ON PETE’S 28TH BIRTHDAY ALL OF FOB AND THEIR CREW CALLED EACH OTHER AND SAID “WE DID IT HE MADE IT PAST 27”
why would he not make it past 27
Because a lot of musicians die at 27 it’s the curse of 27. Also Pete has struggled with suicidal ideation.
ohhhh right omg...
shutupmerlin:
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat...
“We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world...”
– Stuart Wilde
kids in school try to tell me that humans are the most advanced b/c we have languages and im like bitch ants can communicate by SMELL what the fuck are you trying to say
(via inseptica)
I have been trying to put this thought into words for a long time now, but I think this might be...
immortality-meant-never-dying:
pornfrank:
“I HATE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” i say on my blog dedicated to them while i use my computer full of their pics and videos and while im wearing a mcr tshirt on my bedroom full of their posters
are you me?
cosrnos:
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
roversing:
i think i could actually cry over river’s face after the doctor kisses her i cant even deal she’s like a lil bundle of joy
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
kapooyah:
bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
-annoying:
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
ponett:
things tumblr has taught me
how to make a dildo popsicle
things high school taught me
Things I love about Jack Barakat
chrissyrunawaywithme:
affection-erection-for-jagk:
His baby skunk hair
His little dances
His eyes
How he looks with glasses
His hair
How his hair looks when it’s combed down
How he looks in hats
His Home Alone Obsession
How cute he is with little kids
How much he loves his sister
His nose
His weird...
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
